A1000MILES
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GOAT blasphemy...
Recaptimus_Prime360
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Darxwell;488606 said:
Kushington
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"And do not be conformed to this world..but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God."-Romans 12:2.
Translation: This thread must be disregarded as blasphemy, confusion, and enmity.
May the Lord one day give blasphemous people the Holy Spirit, so they no longer distort the word with "comical" interpretations for "lols" and "ethers".
Translation: This thread must be disregarded as blasphemy, confusion, and enmity.
May the Lord one day give blasphemous people the Holy Spirit, so they no longer distort the word with "comical" interpretations for "lols" and "ethers".
Billy_Poncho
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Jesus Wept- At the time Jesus was a punk, cryin ass bitch nigga, but God in all his gangsta taught him the ways of a real nigga, and he trusted him to teach us how to be real niggas as well
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Gold_Certificate
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I need these translated:
"Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks." - Psalm 137:9
"But the commander replied, “Was it only to your master and you that my master sent me to say these things, and not to the people sitting on the wall—who, like you, will have to eat their own excrement and drink their own urine?”" - 2 Kings 18:27
"Because of the suffering your enemy will inflict on you during the siege, you will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the Lord your God has given you." - Deuteronomy 28:53
"Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks." - Psalm 137:9
"But the commander replied, “Was it only to your master and you that my master sent me to say these things, and not to the people sitting on the wall—who, like you, will have to eat their own excrement and drink their own urine?”" - 2 Kings 18:27
"Because of the suffering your enemy will inflict on you during the siege, you will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the Lord your God has given you." - Deuteronomy 28:53
lordhonka2
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stop it dude shits out of context ......O Daughter of Babylon, doomed to destruction, happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us- psalms 137.8
Happy shall he be that taketh ... - Margin, as in Hebrew, rock. This refers to what was not uncommon in ancient warfare, as it is now among savage tribes - the indiscriminate slaughter of those of all ages, and of both sexes, in war. It was expressly foretold of Babylon that this would occur (see Isaiah 13:16, and the notes at that place), and there may be a reference here to that prediction, and the psalmist may mean to say that the man would be accounted happy, or would be happy, who wreaked vengeance on Babylon in carrying out that prophecy. The idea is, "This will certainly occur, for it is foretold, and happy or fortunate will he be who is the instrument in fulfilling it." Compare 2 Kings 8:12; Nahum 3:10; Hosea 13:16. See also Homer, II xxii. 63,373, following It is impossible to reconcile such barbarous customs with the idex of "honorable war," or with the principles of war as carried on among "civilized" nations now.
Happy shall he be that taketh ... - Margin, as in Hebrew, rock. This refers to what was not uncommon in ancient warfare, as it is now among savage tribes - the indiscriminate slaughter of those of all ages, and of both sexes, in war. It was expressly foretold of Babylon that this would occur (see Isaiah 13:16, and the notes at that place), and there may be a reference here to that prediction, and the psalmist may mean to say that the man would be accounted happy, or would be happy, who wreaked vengeance on Babylon in carrying out that prophecy. The idea is, "This will certainly occur, for it is foretold, and happy or fortunate will he be who is the instrument in fulfilling it." Compare 2 Kings 8:12; Nahum 3:10; Hosea 13:16. See also Homer, II xxii. 63,373, following It is impossible to reconcile such barbarous customs with the idex of "honorable war," or with the principles of war as carried on among "civilized" nations now.
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lordhonka2
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faggot as atheist always tryna sabotage shit
Gold_Certificate
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Damn, I ask for a translation and somehow "lordhonka2" seems to have become aggravated.
This translation shit is serious business.
This translation shit is serious business.
Gold_Certificate;5406045 said:
Translation: God supports late, late, late,late, late term abortions...
Translation: My Holy Father told me to tellllllllll YOU!!! ...U niggas aint eatin on my block...niggas is gone be pressed against the wall son word up! Amma make it so u niggas cant eat...nah..fuck that..cant eat OR Drink nigga! Niggas is gone have to eat they own shit round here fuckin wit me!
Flat stomach, parched mouf havin ass bitch.
TRANSLATION: "Yo, just got back from scouting the niggas thats bout to raid our village...YOU KNOW WE DONE FUCKED UP RIGHT?"
Kushington
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Gold_Certificate;5406116 said:
Is your everlasting soul "serious business"?
You wont think blasphemy is funny when your name isnt in the book of life and youre tossed into the lake of fire.
You need jesus ASAP. But you do have free will, so carry on bruh.
You shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing love to a thousand {generations} of those who love me and keep my commandments.
Exodus 20:4
Exodus 20:4
A1000MILES
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Do John 3:16...
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I can swim b. Tossing me into a lake won't do shit.Kushington;5406224 said:
haute;5406256 said:
*JESUS IN DMX INTERLUDE VOICE* I DONT BELIEVE THIS--WHO DICK U SUCKIN?!
*Catholic Nun* DONT CALL ME WIT THAT BULLSHIT, IIGHT...I AINT BEEN FUCKIN WIT NOBODY UP HERE...I DONT KNOW NOBODY UP HERE!
*DMX VOICE* DONT LIE TO ME BITCH, I HEARD ABOUT THAT NIGGA from THE MIDDLE EAST. I HEARD ABOUT THAT MAGIC METERITE YOU BEEN WORSHIPPIN IN MECCA BITCH...
*Catholic Nun*: FUCK U TALKIN ABOUT JEALOUS ASS NIGGA?!
*DMX Voice* Do I got ta ALLAH (see what I did there?) HIS NAME?!
*Catholic Nun*: I DONT KNOW NOBODY IN PAKISTAN, AND I DONT FUCK WIT NOBODY IN PAKISTAN!
*DMX Voice*: BITCH U PRAYIN TO EM! So here's the deal. Amma kill you bitch...and amma wait til your children's children have children...and amma kill their ass too!
Exactly who in the FUCK did u think u was fuckin wit bitch?
*Tyson Voice* PRAISE to ALLAH Ill eat your fuckin children!
A1000MILES;5406261 said:
*Italian Salesman Voice*
OK, OK, OK...so now the guy's working for J.C. Any problems, he can go to J.C., trouble paying your tithes? You can go to J.C., beef with the Deacons? Other Preachers? He can go to J.C. But now the guy's gotta get the Holy Ghost every Sunday No Matter WHAT!
Aint speaking in tongues yet? Fuck U PRAISE ME! Oh u aint been coming to Bible Study huh? FUCK YOU PRAISE ME! Oh you want me to cure that cancer huh? FUCK YOU PRAISE ME!
And then what.are.you.gonna.do? When you cant ask for another favor from my only begotten son? When you refuse to believe in my only boy? U dont live forever thats what...I light a match in your soul...AND I BLOW THE JOINT.
