King Erauno
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nigga was ready to lock u up
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Bwoahmizzee
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they stay thinking they gonna get some brownie points when they pull me over
my shit be on point tho...................I know they be mad
my shit be on point tho...................I know they be mad
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MsSouthern
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this never happens to me cause I have big tatas
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death187sin
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dc's teflondon;1675576 said:
NOW.... THE REAL STORY!
Driver: (Singing along to Lady Gaga) Eyes closed not paying attention.. swerves in and out of lanes
Cop: WTF! (Light & Sirens) walks up to driver.
Driver: Did i do something wro (Interrupted)
Cop: SHUT THE FUCK UP!! LICENSE AND REGISTRATION N!@@ER!
Driver: N!@@ER?
Cop: YES.. N!@@ER!!
Driver: Sir I'm not understanding how U calling me "N!@@ER" but you black also.
Cop: (Gut shot) One more outburst like that then it's going to the face! Understood?!
Cop: (happy face) It says here your a organ donor
Driver: (face of hope) (thinking - maybe he'll cut me some slack now) Yes! Yes I am a organ donor sir!
Cop: Well that's bad for you son because I HATE ORGAN DONORS!
Driver: It's for the good of the people though..
Cop: The last thing America needs is black organs being put inside pure hearted white folk..
Driver: (confused face) But sir your black...
Cop: Twirling nightstick
Driver: I'm sorry.. Your white! (confused look)
Cop: IT'S SEARCH TIME!!
Driver: (Puts hands on the car)
Cop: (Rubber gloves snapping)
Driver: What are U doing sir?
Cop: Justtttt Relax..
Driver: (Hands on the car again)
Cop: Ohhh No no no.. This kind of search will require much more then some hands on the car.. This is a cavity search!
Driver: I'm confused. Now your a dentist?!
Cop: BODY CAVITY SEARCH! (Lubes up gloves) U boys from DC always got drugs in ya ass..
Driver: SIR YOUR MAKING A BIG MISTAKE.. MY FATHER IS A ATTORNEY AND MY MOM (OUCHHH!!)
Cop: See.. Not so bad right?
Driver: (Inaudible)
Cop: WHATS THAT BOY!?
Driver: Hurry up man it's freezing out here!!
Cop: All done.. Didn't find nothing..
Driver: So thats it! You just violate me in public and that it?!
Cop: Yep.. Here all your credentials.. Have a nice day.
Driver: YOU WILL HERE FROM MY LAWYER SIR.. I PROMISES!! (Cop pulls off)
Driver: Where the hell are my batman & robin drawls?!
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It happens to me often, and they even ask, who does this car belong to? the last time they had to run the VIN number.. I was like are you serious?!? I was upset..and I had to get outta the car to be questioned on how long did i have the car, and even called the dealership to verify it belonged to me.. SMH..
That's Arizona for you though.
That's Arizona for you though.
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dc's teflondon
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death187sin;1676045 said:
that's how they do ya'll in newark
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I remember once I got pulled over while I was driving my girl's car for speeding, I admit I was doing like 70 in a 50 mph zone, but instead of just giving me a ticket they tried to ask if I would step out so they could search the car...I told them nope, all that not's necessary for a speeding ticket and I know the only reason that they were going extra hard is because I was in a different car than the one registered in my name...they were shocked as hell when I said that but wasn't really shit they could do
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death187sin
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dc's teflondon;1676060 said:
lmaoooo.. newark cops on some other shit.. they rather take ya money and plant evidence on you.. beat cho up for resisting arrest then push up on ya girl while u in the back of the van bleeding to death.
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Tha Killer;1676066 said:
Yessir I'm serious.. It's why I avoid the downtown area because I'm always getting pulled over when I'm in that area. For no reason.. Just becasue i guess. And I never even get cited, no tickets or nothing.. So you know I be trippin like wtf.. NO reason to pull me over, but they wanna run my car VIN number, check my registration and insurance.. run my ID. Likely it's becasue they wanna know if I'm actually a citizen. And speaking of getting pulled over, it happen over the weekend, I was going 20 PMH in a 30 MPH zone and they told me I'm not within the speed limits which is why I'm getting pulled over for warning. And one time I was on the freeway going 55 and the speed limit is 65 and I got pulled over because I'm going to slow lol.. WTF.. I was in the slow lane too.
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tupacfan;1676122 said:
Didn't I tell you how Nick got pulled over after we left Phoenix and was basically on the CA-AZ border, and they did the same shit to him 'cause the cop thought he was Messican? I mean he's half Filipino and white so I guess it was an honest mistake, but damn. They pulled him over 'cause he crossed over into the HOV lane like 2 seconds too late and they hit his ass with a $400 fine and wrote a ticket that made it seem that he did the shit recklessly and didn't mention how he was just a second late from merging legally anyway. How convenient. Fuckers.
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major pain
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Auto-on bi-xenon headlights ftw.
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Tha Killer;1676157 said:
Yea you had told me.. I remember that. SMH, that's crazy.. You can get pulled over quick out here for changing lanes fast, and not using your signals to change lanes. Did he ended up paying that fine? You guys were lucky they didn't search your car that time, because they often do that, especially near the state borders. Dam, that AZ trip was expensive
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pimped_out_red
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Riding in my 2000 cadillac SLS, dem niccas always find a way to get behind me, niccas hit u-turns to run my tag, even singled me and a few other cars to get checked before entering the club...ima go back to my 1998 ford contour, life was easy then
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, surprise they didn't search ya'll.