Astrology and Sex

[OmegaConflict]

@missk

 

[MissK]

@missk

You Bastard.

 

[MizuryLillith]

Idiots.

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Please gawd tell me you don't actually says those out loud when you're about to get laid. "So which you want baby, the money maker, the practical thinker or the cold exterior?"

 

[SolemnSauce]

Please gawd tell me you don't actually says those out loud when you're about to get laid. "So which you want baby, the money maker, the practical thinker or the cold exterior?"

they're all jokes BA, I make love like a mature adult. All things that make you melt, all the things that make you gasp, all the things that make you grip the sheet. Everything you want and need to feel like your time was not wasted. Cause the time you provide a man with your body, is time that can't be measured. 5 minutes to an hour, whatever your body needs.

fuck were we talking about again

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Please gawd tell me you don't actually says those out loud when you're about to get laid. "So which you want baby, the money maker, the practical thinker or the cold exterior?"

they're all jokes BA, I make love like a mature adult. All things that make you melt, all the things that make you gasp, all the things that make you grip the sheet. Everything you want and need to feel like your time was not wasted. Cause the time you provide a man with your body, is time that can't be measured. 5 minutes to an hour, whatever your body needs.

fuck were we talking about again

Yeah Idk, I think you slipped into a wet dream or something.

 

[SolemnSauce]

Please gawd tell me you don't actually says those out loud when you're about to get laid. "So which you want baby, the money maker, the practical thinker or the cold exterior?"

they're all jokes BA, I make love like a mature adult. All things that make you melt, all the things that make you gasp, all the things that make you grip the sheet. Everything you want and need to feel like your time was not wasted. Cause the time you provide a man with your body, is time that can't be measured. 5 minutes to an hour, whatever your body needs.

fuck were we talking about again

Yeah Idk, I think you slipped into a wet dream or something.

oddly enough, I've never had a wet dream in my life. I been humping chicks since the 2nd grade

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Which is the oddly enough part, the no wet dreams or the humping at age 7 part?

 

[SolemnSauce]

I always thought the humping thing was normal

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

At age seven tho? If my daughters came home at that age and told me some boy was 'humping' them that'd been the last damn time that little pervert would have been around my kids cuz I'd assume he was being molested or something and he could fuck right off with that shit.

 

[SolemnSauce]

u saying I was molested?

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Idk were you?

Don't bother answering tho, there is no right answer here. Imo there is gonna be a lie or there has already been a lie.

 

[SolemnSauce]

I could just eat u up BA

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Yeah? They say opposites attract but we're also attracted to people who are reflections of ourselves so I know it's just cuz you consider yourself very fuckable.

 

[SolemnSauce]

Yeah? They say opposites attract but we're also attracted to people who are reflections of ourselves so I know it's just cuz you consider yourself very fuckable.

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Don't give me that look when you know I'm right.

 

[SolemnSauce]

I'm surprised at what your statement implies about you

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

I'm surprised at what your statement implies about you

I'm implying; you and I appear to be a lot alike(and you're obviously in love with yourself), you consider yourself very fuckable, therefor you assume I am as well. I'm not, I'm a prude, missionary, lights off, half clothed kind of person.

 

[SolemnSauce]

I'm surprised at what your statement implies about you

I'm implying; you and I appear to be a lot alike(and you're obviously in love with yourself), you consider yourself very fuckable, therefor you assume I am as well. I'm not, I'm a prude, missionary, lights off, half clothed kind of person.

girl...if u don't stop talking dirty to me,

 

[GodNThaBuild'n]

What's the point of clothes if you got the lights off?