Rex is like this. If the state says it's okay and she's not a virgin I'm smashing. For example, the great state of New York says that a person who is 17 years of age is mentally, emotionally, and mature enough to consent to sexual intercourse. If by some weird ass chance I should come up on some (as Kenny Red from American Pimp would say,) "Pretty young bitch. Somebody who might like this pimpin'." Before I do something "real nasty," to her young freaky ass, we're going to take a trip down to Worth Street, (the Office of Vital Records,) to procure a copy of her birth certificate with the seal on it. After verifying that she is indeed at a minimum 17, to cover my ass even further, I going to make a tape right before I bust that thang out with her young nasty ass saying that dear ole Rex is going to fuck her like an animal.
Before all of self-righteous muthafuckas get in here saying Rex is a pedo and how wrong and nasty I am, your issue something be with me, rather it should be with New York State because NYS deemed that 17 year olds can make cogent and lucid decision on whether or not she wants the linin' of her cot licked and fucked. However, if I'm home on a visit, then 17 year olds are off limits because the age of consent in California is 18. Yes dear ole Rex is a sexual deviant, don't judge me.