smashed a fucking cockroach then i fed it to my fucking bitch
who didnt know i put a roffie in it, cause im ice as shit
then i fucking sliced her tit, with a balisong and a bitch whos fit
in her fucking wedding dress, and now shes fuckin proud as shit
then the fucking cops came and i said i...
i've been forced to bend over and toss the salad cause im in jail
the man who bent me over was a male with a wodden tail
he left a card and a trail in my ass for me to inhale
now my brain is going insane cause i put the meth in the wrong vain
the meth pumps me up and makes me slap hoes like...
i didnt get in to heaven, now im sitting here with the devil
whos telling me to wash the disches, squash the beef, and get an extra pedal
i dont give a fuck man, cause i dont fuckin have an arm
grew up on a farm with a right arm and a retarded mom
knocked on your door then the bell said ''ring ring''
left a bee sting, a shoestring from beijing
you wouldnt answer so i took to a bat and made a swing
now your door's gone just like martin luther king
took a shit on your welcome door-mat then the smell decided to yell
''fuck you...
call my dick stuart because its very little
sittin n munchin muffins on the side of a fuckin skittle
keepin it fresh like the joker and the riddle
whos licking peanut brittle of eachothers testicles
im not suicidal or a rapist who likes butter
i hate people who stutter and people who shots...
i was born in 96 i got used to my daddys dick
nothing what i say is true except the shit that i spit
like my dads a rapist and my moms a fuckin whore
i killed everyone and then hid the corpes on the first flour
i had to do chores, and my dick is harder than four
smashed you in the head with...