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    U Ever Met Someone In A Dream?....

    Lucid dreams don't work! I thought I was lucid dreaming about a Lamborghini. The seat belts strapped me in by themselves, and the car drove itself towards a brick wall. I'm screaming cuz I'm trapped in the car. And the words DIABLO on the side of the car just lit up bright orange.
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    How easy is it for you to cheat in a relationship?

    Soon as I got a girlfriend, I linked up with the Rideshare program. I had Uber bitches and Lyft hoes in my spare phone. Gave that phone to my gal so that cut down my cheating by 42%. every time we talk on the phone, she forces me to say I love you out loud so everybody can hear it.
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    How easy is it for you to cheat in a relationship?

    I got a good girl. But There was this one bitch a my old job. OKAY-ish lookin white chick. She'd always chat me up. She 40, and "all her kids are out the house so i just wanna do me, y'know." Any man with ears knows that really means I'm trying to fuck black guys. Now I strongly believe the...
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    U Ever Met Someone In A Dream?....

    first time I experienced sleep paralysis was in school asleep at my desk at 17 years old! I remember one day waking up and I could not breathe! I couldn't move my arms or feel my legs either. If I inhaled, it was only a straw worth of air. I was doing this for almost two minutes, and nobody...
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    U Ever Met Someone In A Dream?....

    I had a dream that I found Jay-Z's rap notebook. It was a Mead black and white composition notebook, just lying on the ground at a college campus. I opened it up and saw the lyrics to every jigga song before Blueprint 1. then I heard on campus someone say that Jay Z was supposed to perform at...
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    RBE - JC vs Illmac

    Imma have to watch again. Much filler. Illmac had some slip ups, but I watched both at 1.50X speed. Leaning towards JC tho.
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    GodGivBiz's Unreleased Round Vs. Billy Poncho (RIP Poncho)

    the internet is a cold cold place. I be forgetting where some of my best frienemies came from
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    Smack/URL Born Legacy Supreme: Ill Will vs Nu Jerzy Twork

    I donno, Will had somethin for everything. Freestyles, rebuttals. And funny shit.
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    Ma$e - The Oracle (Cam’ron Diss), Cam'ron responds with Dinner Time

    The day after I ordered a dipset t shirt, Mase comes out wit the diss. Nigga must've been lookin in my ebay cart.
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    SATURDAY classic vs classic......who is this weekends champ? Week 26...* TheGOAT Addition *

    oh damn what the f*** did I miss? I got to be more active
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    If you are a male and you used to do cartwheels....

    If you end the cartwheel with a backflip, you ungay.
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    Scumbag Thread 2.0

    I'm not the scum I used to be. It's a full time job not to cheat tho.
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    Scumbag Thread 2.0

    oh, so y'all want that heat? Okay. I was trying out driving for Uber and I was at this gas station a couple nights ago. Oh and before I forget to mention, I love my girlfriend. ...Anyway, I'm at the gas station and I see this cute little red bone with glasses. I say, "aww look at you with your...
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    Scumbag Thread 2.0

    welcome back yall. I've been holding on to this one too. So there was a rap battle I went to many many many months ago. And there was a girl there, a real dark skin short girl who I didn't know. I asked her where the bathroom was and she was very excited to show me where it was. fast forward a...
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    Scumbag Thread 2.0

    So we back?
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