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   The Pickup Chronicles

   It's here. Apologies for the wait. Editing is a bitch; also have some other things I'm working on... " BEDROOM You need a woman. My brain, most reliable of organs, reminds me. I lie on my stomach; semi-awake. My bedroom is predictably dark. I groan inwardly. My head does not like the...

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   • Post #11
   • Aug 27, 2015
   • Forum: Waiting To Exhale
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   The Pickup Chronicles

   Preview of 4. In the burner: "...I think of her again. My longest relationship. Her name. She has an unattractive one. Names are actually not such trivial things. We meet at a Business Club dinner on Campus. I'm curious about her. I'm standing some ways away from the food table. I inch...

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   • Post #9
   • Aug 8, 2015
   • Forum: Waiting To Exhale
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   Im stuck at a crossroads with this girl, how should i handle the situation?

   Just be honest. You have nothing to lose at this point. If you want her, be aggressive.

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   • Post #80
   • Jun 1, 2015
   • Forum: For The Grown & Sexy (Archive)
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   Ladies, please help Conflict come to terms with his homosexuality

   I feel like you're projecting, my fair-skinned sister.

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   • Post #173,884
   • Jun 1, 2015
   • Forum: The Forum of Fame
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   Ladies, please help Conflict come to terms with his homosexuality

   I can't take cooking instruction. It's an issue. I'm a mad scientist. You say add 3 teaspoons of honey? I say fuck it, yolo, let's try it with vinegar.

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   • Post #173,871
   • Jun 1, 2015
   • Forum: The Forum of Fame
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   Ladies, please help Conflict come to terms with his homosexuality

   Decided to experiment today for lunch at work. I can't cook for shit and I didn't know recipe books existed until recently. Anyway, my ingredients: Tuna Salad Mix(Champs Elysees-Lettuce, Carrots, Cabbage etc..) Turkey Breast Avocado Marzetti classic ranch Heated up the breasts(haha) and...

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   • Post #173,851
   • Jun 1, 2015
   • Forum: The Forum of Fame
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   The Amazing Picture Thread!

   Jones Beach on Friday night.

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   • Post #14,659
   • Jun 1, 2015
   • Forum: The Forum of Fame
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   Ladies, please help Conflict come to terms with his homosexuality

   Being on this site is bad for productivity.

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   • Post #173,064
   • May 31, 2015
   • Forum: The Forum of Fame
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   Ladies, please help Conflict come to terms with his homosexuality

   Clearly my black ass face suggests I'm a mexican.

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   • Post #173,054
   • May 31, 2015
   • Forum: The Forum of Fame
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    Ladies, please help Conflict come to terms with his homosexuality

    Fuck Levis. Apt.9 is the shit for jeans.

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    • Post #173,052
    • May 31, 2015
    • Forum: The Forum of Fame
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    Ladies, please help Conflict come to terms with his homosexuality

    Are any of you fuckers high right now?

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    • Post #173,048
    • May 31, 2015
    • Forum: The Forum of Fame
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    Spring training is almost over, post up ya starting line up

    I echo @9TRAY 's sentiments...but in the interests of thread chivalry.... I pulled this blue haired green martian thot last night. I was at this club; 'Black Hole'...lot of bad extraterrestrial bitches. Holla'd at this one girl, she talking bout she like that 'earth man' dick and whatnot. Shi...

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    • Post #10
    • May 30, 2015
    • Forum: For The Grown & Sexy (Archive)
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    Ladies, please help Conflict come to terms with his homosexuality

    Lol @ the dude in blue in the first 20 seconds. The true definition of a man who finds no enjoyment in life.

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    • Post #172,969
    • May 30, 2015
    • Forum: The Forum of Fame
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    Ladies, please help Conflict come to terms with his homosexuality

    Spent my last few hours in the motel room like... Damn. Whatever happened to Cass?

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    • Post #172,966
    • May 30, 2015
    • Forum: The Forum of Fame
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    Ladies, please help Conflict come to terms with his homosexuality

    But it is tho

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    • Post #172,963
    • May 30, 2015
    • Forum: The Forum of Fame

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