I know what you gettin' at bruh but tha only reason I don't eat any other females spaghetti except for my mom is because my mom's Italian so I know what it's supposed to taste like and I got tired of chicks cooking sloppy Joe's and putting it over some noodles and calling that shit spaghetti smh
It's funny because since I'm down south now when people hear I don't eat beef or pork 1st thing that comes out their mouth is usually "You a Mooslum or summin'?!"
It's been 20 years since I ate beef or pork so by now turkey sausage is regular sausage to me bruh...couldn't begin to think about what pork tastes like now
As long as gumbo is made with chicken/turkey sausage I'm good...fuck pork
Breakfast burritos/tacos are a waste of time cuz after I take out all tha shit I can't or don't eat I'm gonna be left wit' fuckin' hash browns wrapped in a dumb ass flour/corn tortillas...
I absolutely despised Southern music as a bona-fide self proclaimed east coast hip-hop head down south southern music hater when I was young (I expanded as I got older nh lol) but my nigga from Memphis had a '72 big as fuck old heavy titanium POS wit' 2 15 in tha back and would always play this...
Goddamn high yella ass southern belle clarinet player on tha band had me playing this day and night in tha 10th grade wit' her trifling fucking games...I was still used to gangsta ass round tha way girls in Brooklyn and soon as a nigga get down south for good this light skinned green eyed...
Only thing pink in a hotel room with me will be found between tha labia of a respectable young lady....I don't know if Backwoods are even sold in France so you don't get tha choice of them or beatdowns...I think it's best if you just stay outta official Hotel Nigga biz bro...