The fact that you're a virgin makes this story lose its flair.
Because you wouldn't have done nothing but go to his room and let him squeeze your booty, anyway.
"Cool story" accolades denied.
my fam has a timeshare in the country, its pretty fly, i'll be out there with a lady friend for like 4 days.
i hope she walks around naked the whole time.
sophomore year of college this cute yella chick with a nice bubble was good friends with my boy. we were all in my dorm one day and she told me, "If you ever want to have sex, just let me know..."
doesn't get more blatant than that. still, i was young and trying to "play it cool." took too long...